Team Strathclyde Rugby

QUIZ

1. Which posh winger defiled another player's date at the Sports Ball?

2. Where did they consummate their relationship?

3. How many relations does Richard Fiskin have in the Wigtonshire starting XV:
(a) His father, brother and nephew (all the one person)?
(b) His mother, sister and mullet?
(c) His web-toed, 11 fingered Uncle Cletus?
(d) All fifteen?

4. Which of the following places has Dregs visited on his way to matches this season:
(a) Preston
(b) The Bookies
(c) Timbuktoo
(d) All of the above - the same weekend

5. How much of a cheapskate is Fiskin?

Answers can be e-mailed to rugby_men@sportsunion.strath.ac.uk

Previous quiz answers:

1. Which fresher became only the second ever Strathclyde player to be sent off?

Answer: Matt "Useful" Heaney

2. Which player was recently spotted pulling a hobbit (not fat john) in the Barony?

Answer: Richard Fiskin

3. Which player managed to pull on a Saturday morning at 6:45am and still arrive at the Union for an 8:30am meet?

Answer: Ronan "Munter Hunter" Evers-Norton

4. Which ginger back rower set the record for most weight put on in a close-season?

Answer: John "Dregs" McAndrew

1. Which player has recently made a habit of pulling the coach's sister?

Answer: Ronan

2. Which posh winger recently pulled a posh bird - ie the honourable Simon Mackay's sister?

Answer: Hoggie

3. What is Dungus' real name - is it Alan, Charles, Stuart or all of the above?

Answer: All of the above

4. Which West End Institution recently called off 2 Uni league games against us on the same day?

Answer: Glasgow Yahniversity

5. Why did they do it - a) the pitch was waterlogged for one game and they couldn't raise a team for the other
b) they were scared of getting two whippings from us on the same day?

Answer: B

SPECIAL TOUR EDITION

1. Which player spewed on his own kilt on night 1 in Paris?

2. Who didn't make it to the Louvre?

3. Who didn't turn up on the Friday till after the first game, because he didn't have a watch?

4. Who went on at half-time in the second game, and got taken off ten minutes later?

5. Who punched Morgan in the ribs and head butted Shaun before the last match?

6. Who was in a bad mood because he had to eat on Saturday night?

7. Who "indulged" himself on the Metro on Saturday, in front of Phil and Gaffer?

8. Who was the most sober in the Airport on Sunday?

Answer for all of the above - Web

1. After Oddjob spent the whole night chatting up a bird in the Shack, which quiet front row man pulled her?

Answer: Simon

2. Which ginger scrum-half welcomed a young Australian lady to Glasgow?

Answer: Stewart "Jenkins" Naismith

POLLS

Past Results:

Barony Pull King: Winner - Matt Taylor

When will Byers come back?: Never, he's finally gone

Should Iain dye his hair ginger?: A stunning 81% say yes

Do you like Snacks' new haircut?: 50% say he looks like a rapist

Guess Phil Bloomer's weight: 39% said 16-18 stone, but Phil is a slim 14 and a half stone

Dick of the season: An astounding 516 (41%) people voted for Ross Gray and Roslin, just ahead of Matt's speeding ticket with 500 votes (40%)

Should Sally come to more games?: 51% say yes, because she's fit